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Greenland MP says Don Jr’s visit was all stagecraft and bullshit

Senior Greenlandic MP Pipaluk Lynge tells Politico EU that Don Trump Jr's Tuesday visit to the island was "staged," and warned the Trump Regime not to "invade us" as the inhabitants want their "own independence and democracy" apart from both the Danish and the Americans.

"No journalists were allowed to interview him. It was all staged to make it seem like we – the Greenlandic people – were MAGA and love to be a part of the USA," Lynge, chair of the icy island territory's parliamentary foreign and security policy committee, said. "People were curious, but some took pictures giving him [the] finger at the airport… Some wrote on Facebook: yankee go home," she said, adding that Don Jr was full of shit about locals welcoming US dominion over their land. Don Jr's spokesworm denied that the visit was staged and called the criticism "ridiculous."

"We know how they treat the Inuit in Alaska. Make that great before trying to invade us," Lynge said.

Separately Meidas Touch reports that Don Jr's team literally pulled homeless guys off the streets of Nuuk to pose in pics as MAGA Greenlanders and gave them a free meal in exchange for pretending.

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