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Cannon denies bid to block Smith report Volume I

Florida MAGA Judge Aileen Cannon on Monday denied a bid by convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s minions and co-defendants Walt Nauta and Carlos De Oliveira to block the Justice Department from releasing the first half of now-former Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith’s final report, the half about the fat fuck’s failed post-2020 election coup attempt.

The assholes, who are probably going to be pardoned by the end of the month, had attempted to block it because it contains two passing mentions of the case stemming from Trump’s theft of classified documents from the White House. As for Volume II of the report on the theft, Cannon set a hearing for this Friday to hear Nauta and De Oliveira’s lawyers waste time and run out the clock until it will be burned in a furnace deep below the newly re-MAGAfied Department of Justice next week.

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