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ChiComs considering selling TikTok to Ketamine Brain

The Chinese Communist party's overlords are considering selling their precious social media app TikTok to ketamine-brained billionaire Elon Musk if the US forces them to offload it, figuring he would be a trustworthy propaganda partner and better than shutting it down, Bloomberg reports.

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