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FBI agents spotted at Ben Affleck’s mansion

FBI agents showed up at Gigli star Ben Affleck’s home in the Brentwood area of Los Angeles on Sunday morning, waited outside of the gate with LA County Sheriff’s deputies for a few minutes, and then left, Parade reports on a bizarre, inscrutable incident involving Hollywood’s mediocre-st star.

Brentwood was the subject of an evacuation order the previous night as the still-raging Palisades Fire surged toward the neighborhood. Every other pertinent detail is unknown, as in whether Affleck was at home and didn’t answer the agents because he was too hungover, if he was at ex-wife Jennifer Garner’s home with their three kids, if there was a search warrant for his house, if not then why the hell FBI agents were there, if the house burned down, and whether Affleck is still alive.

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