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British court tells guy who lost $600 million in Bitcoin tough shit

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WATCH LIVE: Petey Pee Pants faces confirmation hearing

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“WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?”

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Hegseth admits he’s a little different

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Jack Smith drops Volume I of final report

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Orange Overlord demands Newsom build pipe to Canada

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ChiComs considering selling TikTok to Ketamine Brain

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Starbucks ends “demented vagrants welcome” policy

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Tuberville not shy about blaming Californians

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“LV M1LFS,” “IAM DUI,” “FKY0U” top list of Florida DMV rejects

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Capitol rioter says she’ll refuse Trump pardon

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House Republican intros “Make Greenland Great Again Act”

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“People made fun of that word, rake, which is a technical term for some of the equipment used in forestry,” says California Republican

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FBI agents spotted at Ben Affleck’s mansion

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Cannon denies bid to block Smith report Volume I

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MAGA Congressman urges Californians to change bad behavior

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Average American used their phone for 2.5 months in 2024: study

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Greg Abbott announces he’s going full-pole on Inauguration Day

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WATCH LIVE: Bannon (probably) continues shit-talking Musk

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Russians and Iranians set to sign “strategic partnership” treaty

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Florida cop quits before he can get fired for rear-ending vehicle while watching porn on his phone behind the wheel of patrol car

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No tsunami expected after 6.9 magnitude quake off Japan

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President-Elect shares message from staunch supporter

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Los Angeles fires death toll rises to at least 24

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“SAVE RUDY!”

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Congresswoman offers novel solution to California fires

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Nunes says Mark Zuckerberg should invest $450 million in Truth Social and Rumble to prove he’s serious about free speech

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“He’s a very blunt and honest human being”

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Florida man brings knife to a gunfight, wins

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Jaydee deftly blame shifts for upcoming failures

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Orange Shitbag again puts property before people

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“Why do we have South Africans, the most racist people on earth, making any comments at all on what goes on in the United States?”

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Cigna tells shark attack victim to fuck off on bill for prosthetic arm

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Palisades Fire surges east toward Brentwood, Encino

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German libs derail start of Fourth Reich party’s conference

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Movie Night Friday: Stargate

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Reports of Bass firing LAFD chief premature

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Swalwell sparks massive online backlash: Fox News

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Jerkoff thinks not going to prison means “exonerated”

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Danish military proposes increasing dog sled patrols in Greenland

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No probable cause for “arsonist” detained by citizens

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Trump Syndicate looking at reclaiming DC hotel

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“We support the people that are plagued by disaster, but…”

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Manhattan DA recommends “unconditional discharge” for Trump

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Men found dead in JetBlue plane’s landing gear were frequent flyers

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Team Orange looking for disease to justify reinstating Title 42

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Shitty real estate hustler mourns burned luxury properties

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Supreme Court tosses Trump bid to delay sentencing

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Comet Ping Pong terrorist killed by cops in North Carolina

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Looters should get a pass if a store’s going to burn anyway

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