Mike Johnson goes full-pole for Trump inauguration

House Speaker Mike Johnson has ordered all Capitol flags to fly full-pole during convicted felon President-Elect Trump inauguration, owning the libs by temporarily suspending the order for them to be lowered in honor of former President Jimmy Carter’s memory, Politico reports.

“Firefighters that went up to him with tears in their eyes”

South Korean cops enter presidential compound

SEC sues Ketamine Brain for non-disclosures during Twitter buyup

Crockett mocks the very serious matter of DOGE

Washington hospital’s twisted plug-pull fuckup headed to court

“There’s a lot of members that aren’t there yet on just exactly what this would look like”: MAGA Congressman on aid to California

Mike Johnson goes full-pole for Trump inauguration

British court tells guy who lost $600 million in Bitcoin tough shit

WATCH LIVE: Petey Pee Pants faces confirmation hearing

“WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?”

Hegseth admits he’s a little different

Jack Smith drops Volume I of final report

Orange Overlord demands Newsom build pipe to Canada

ChiComs considering selling TikTok to Ketamine Brain

Starbucks ends “demented vagrants welcome” policy

Tuberville not shy about blaming Californians

“LV M1LFS,” “IAM DUI,” “FKY0U” top list of Florida DMV rejects

Capitol rioter says she’ll refuse Trump pardon

House Republican intros “Make Greenland Great Again Act”

“People made fun of that word, rake, which is a technical term for some of the equipment used in forestry,” says California Republican

FBI agents spotted at Ben Affleck’s mansion

Cannon denies bid to block Smith report Volume I

MAGA Congressman urges Californians to change bad behavior

Average American used their phone for 2.5 months in 2024: study

Greg Abbott announces he’s going full-pole on Inauguration Day

WATCH LIVE: Bannon (probably) continues shit-talking Musk

Russians and Iranians set to sign “strategic partnership” treaty

Florida cop quits before he can get fired for rear-ending vehicle while watching porn on his phone behind the wheel of patrol car

No tsunami expected after 6.9 magnitude quake off Japan

President-Elect shares message from staunch supporter

Los Angeles fires death toll rises to at least 24

“SAVE RUDY!”

Congresswoman offers novel solution to California fires

Nunes says Mark Zuckerberg should invest $450 million in Truth Social and Rumble to prove he’s serious about free speech

“He’s a very blunt and honest human being”

Florida man brings knife to a gunfight, wins

Jaydee deftly blame shifts for upcoming failures

Orange Shitbag again puts property before people

“Why do we have South Africans, the most racist people on earth, making any comments at all on what goes on in the United States?”

Cigna tells shark attack victim to fuck off on bill for prosthetic arm

Palisades Fire surges east toward Brentwood, Encino

German libs derail start of Fourth Reich party’s conference

Movie Night Friday: Stargate

Reports of Bass firing LAFD chief premature

Swalwell sparks massive online backlash: Fox News

Jerkoff thinks not going to prison means “exonerated”

Danish military proposes increasing dog sled patrols in Greenland

No probable cause for “arsonist” detained by citizens

Trump Syndicate looking at reclaiming DC hotel

“We support the people that are plagued by disaster, but…”