SEC sues Ketamine Brain for non-disclosures during Twitter buyup

The US Securities and Exchange Commission on Tuesday filed a lawsuit against drug-addicted billionaire Elon Musk for failing to disclose that he had purchased a ton of shares of Twitter during the lead-up to his takeover of the platform, increasing the value of his stake, Bloomberg reports.

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