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Israel and Hamas reach ceasefire deal

Israel and Hamas have agreed to a ceasefire and hostage release deal, the AP reports. Great that convicted felon President-Elect Trump can claim credit for it after his threats to Gaza.

And like clockwork the fat bastard postedWE HAVE A DEAL FOR THE HOSTAGES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. THEY WILL BE RELEASED SHORTLY. THANK YOU!” emphasis added to the “WE,” even though subsequent reporting will no doubt reveal it was Biden’s State Department that did the actual work.

“This EPIC ceasefire agreement could have only happened as a result of our Historic Victory in November, as it signaled to the entire World that my Administration would seek Peace and negotiate deals to ensure the safety of all Americans, and our Allies. I am thrilled American and Israeli hostages will be returning home to be reunited with their families and loved ones,” he continued.

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