The ceremony marking convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s ill-gotten return to power will be as cold and miserable as his wife as the forecast calls for a low of 7 degrees overnight, climbing up to just 29 at noon, with winds gusting up to 17 miles per hour and an Accuweather “Real Feel” of 16 degrees under partly cloudy skies. Jesus Dork Speaker Mike Johnson may’ve ordered the Capitol flags to return to full-pole but the far bigger task for him now is to pray the cold away.
Should the near-deadly low temperatures deplete the crowd present and result in embarrassing images just keep in mind the MAGA assholes would never accept extreme cold as an excuse for a weak turnout if this were Kamala Harris getting sworn in. So don’t feel bad mocking them.
Then again it’s easy to imagine that the propaganda machine is guaranteeing that revelers will be given warming pouches and heating stations will be made available on the National Mall just to try to get more cultists to show up. And then when they do the few hundred pouches will run out within minutes as will the 30 max capacity of the four tents with those propane space heating lamps.