Tops on this quintuple feature of Wednesday Senate confirmation Wrestlemanias is Matt Gaetz replacement former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi’s hearing before the Judiciary Committee for her to become the nation’s top law enforcement Trump retribution officer.

Next up is former Wisconsin Congressman and current Fox News dickhead Sean Duffy’s quest to become Secretary of Transportation. Expect an in-depth discussion of his policy strengths such as being less gay than Pete Buttigieg – which he can prove because he has a wife, other Fox News contributor, Rachel Campos-Duffy. She was on MTV’s The Real World back in the 1990s.

Then John Ratcliffe is in the hot seat in front of the Intelligence Committee for his bid to lead the CIA. The former Dunder Mifflin branch office manager and Congressional salary hole served as Director of National Intelligence in the first Trump Maladministration after the fat fuck fired his previous Acting DNI, Joe Maguire, for testifying to the House during the first impeachment inquiry.

Energy oligarch Chris Wright will sit in front of the Energy and Natural Resources Committee to get to the brass tacks of how he’ll handle firing regulators overseeing his company, Liberty Energy.

Last and least in terms of both stature and expected contentiousness is Florida Senator Marco Rubio, who can expect at least 10 Dem votes for his confirmation. That might even be low-balling it.

Not sure if this is on purpose, that five hearings simultaneously would together reduce the bandwidth for negative coverage from any one. Sounds like a Senate Republican thing to do.