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Johnson tells House GOP debt ceiling lift unlikely

House Speaker Mike Johnson on Tuesday told House Republicans that obeying their Orange Overlord’s commands to raise or abolish the debt ceiling was probably not going to happen in their first spending bill, CNN’s Sarah Ferris reports on the caucus walking themselves into Dems holding the gun on the limit and extorting major concessions from the Republicans.

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