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“Never bow down to a tyrant”

CNN’s Jim Acosta signed off his last show on the network Tuesday, just minutes after convicted felon President Trump, who Acosta so excellently harried for years posted his little victory dance with “Wow, really good news! Jim Acosta, one of the worst and most dishonest reporters in journalistic history, a major sleazebag, has been relegated by CNN Fake News to the Midnight hour, ‘Death Valley,’ because of extraordinarily BAD RATINGS (and no talent!). Word is that he wants to QUIT, and that would be even better. Jim is a major loser who will fail no matter where he ends up. Good luck Jim!” after Acosta’s cunt of a boss forced him out to appease the Orange God Emperor.

No need to get all corny about what Acosta just said, but he stands tall in a world where the pussies at Google just relabelled the map to say “Gulf of America” and “Mt McKinley.” Counts more than you might think it does right now, that down the road people are going to remember who supplicated out of cowardice and who defied the fascist dictator who was not actually invincible and immortal.

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