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BREAKING: ELON MUSK NOMINATED FOR NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

DOGE-TREPRENEUR AND VISIONARY LEADER ELON MUSK HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR HIS EFFORTS TO PROTECT AND PROMOTE FREE SPEECH, NUMEROUS TWITTER ACCOUNTS REPORT IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS DUE TO THE EXTREME EXCITEMENT!

And – shocker – none of these accounts make mention that the nomination was submitted by Branko Grims, a no-name far right Slovenian member of European Parliament. The bar for being a qualified nominator for the Nobel Peace prize is pretty low, you need to be a member of a national legislature or a professor of “history, social sciences, law, philosophy, theology, and religion” (there are other, more rarified, prerequisites like heads of state, past winners, officials at the Hague, etc).

So really Lauren Boebert could’ve nominated Musk and it would carry just as much weight as the one by this “Branko Grims” assclown, whose name sounds like a Harry Potter character. In fact Elon should start asking around why no Republican members of Congress beat Grims to the prestigious imprimatur that “Nobel Peace Prize nominee” brings when conferred by some Nazi troll.

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