Starting at 9:30 AM EST it’ll be bingo time for Senate Republicans preemptively tired of Dems asking FBI Director nominee Kash Patel about his shitty childrens’ books and repeated endorsements of QAnon conspiracy nonsense. Should be fun, definitely will be more fun than having this assclown running the top federal law enforcement agency and turning it into Trump’s instrument of revenge.

Next at 10 AM former Democratic Congresswoman and “Hindu” new-age cultist psychopath-turned Trump loyalist Tulsi Gabbard will face the Intel Committee’s questions about her complete lack of qualifications to become the next Director of National Intelligence. Of the three, Gabbard is seen as the least likely to survive the gauntlet and might not even make it out of the committee.

Lastly Bobby Brainworms faces a different Senate committee hearing over whether Republicans will pull it together and ignore his mental instability and incompetence enough to vote yes to confirm him to become the top public health official in the United States of America.

And yes, the Senate GOP scheduled these at the same time to reduce the amount of bandwidth available to focus on any one of these mutants who should not be anywhere near actual power.

The Orange Tyrant himself is supposedly holding a press conference at 11 AM EST. It’s not clear if it’s specifically about the mid-air collision over the Potomac or if he’s just going to rant generally.