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MAGA Land shades Dems with such acerbic brilliance

“This reminds me of all the places that named themselves after Biden and Kamala because they were so proud of their candidates” – Top comment on the Fox Business article “Trump Burger chain expanding in Texas, owner praises president as ‘gentleman that makes peace’,” posted Thursday.

BURN! Wow! What a freaking nuclear shade bomb that was! He’s so right that Democrat entrepreneur ever opened up a “Kamala Cafe” or “Biden Ice Creamery” out of “pride” for the former president and vice president. Could’ve even gone further with the absolute slam by positing that they would’ve closed down because of poor business but brevity is the soul of wit, you know.

Ughhhhhh, man, these freaking clowns. First off this jackass completely glossed over “Obama Fried Chicken,” although that was a more cynical and not a small amount racist “tribute” by its Bangladeshi immigrant proprietor. But to his larger “point,” the commenter might as well be saying “This reminds me of all the Harris voters that got killed attacking the US Capitol in an effort to stop Congress from certifying her defeat” or “This reminds me of all the $99 NFTs of Biden dressed like a cowboy that sold out in under 12 hours.” There are only so many goddamned ways to say that that their slavish, suicidal, often homoerotic devotion to Trump is not actually a flex and yet here it is once again.

And that’s even before the article itself, which is nothing short of a fucking masterpiece:

“A small burger chain in Texas is serving up ground beef and fries with a side of support for President Donald Trump, the restaurant’s namesake and for whom the eatery is themed. Inside, Trump-stamped burgers are on the menu, and there is memorabilia honoring the 45th and 47th president. ‘We’re huge Trump supporters,’ owner Roland Beainy, who was born and raised in Lebanon and moved to the US in 2019, told FOX Business. ‘He’s a gentleman that makes peace, even before he took office, he made peace in the Middle East already between Lebanon and Israel.'”

Lol.

Further down: “Regarding Trump, Beainy said he also likes that the president is an entrepreneur and supports his economic policies. He noted that in 2020 he would pay around $15 for a gallon of cooking oil. ‘Once Biden took over, we started to pay $50 to $52, and now it’s down to $28. It’s still too high.'” Best of luck getting it down to $15 like it was during the pandemic, bro.

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