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Orange God Emperor to revoke legal status for 530,000 migrants

The Trump Regime is finalizing paperwork to revoke the parole of more than 530,000 migrants from Nicaragua, Cuba, Venezuela, and Haiti who arrived since 2021 and were permitted to live and work in the United States, CNN reports on more low-effort “mass deportation” programming.

They already have all the names and addresses of these people. It takes no actual work to track them down and round them up, unless they go into hiding elsewhere, which many surely will once the word gets out that they’re no longer permitted to be in the country. All of these people have been screen, vetted, vaccinated, and undoubtedly most of working age are legally employed.

So really it does nothing except make it look like Trump is removing “illegals” when the hard work of arresting the large number of them who were actually here legally who will disperse and go underground will take years and probably never actually be fully complete. It’s just making their lives harder, which is good enough for the dipshits who will defend it as another huge victory for Trump.

“It is so good to have the Venezuela Hostages back home and, very important to note, that Venezuela has agreed to receive, back into their Country, all Venezuela illegal aliens who were encamped in the US, including gang members of Tren de Aragua. Venezuela has further agreed to supply the transportation back. We are in the process of removing record numbers of illegal aliens from all Countries, and all Countries have agreed to accept these illegal aliens back. Furthermore, record numbers of criminals are being removed from our Country, and the Border numbers are the strongest they have been since the First Term of the Trump Administration!” the fat fuck posted on Truth Social just now, the absence of any actual numbers only helping to make the point here.

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