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New acting DC US Attorney vows to be Musk’s personal enforcer

“It was good to work with the DOGE team this weekend. We must keep all our American government employees safe and we must protect the American people’s property. Anyone imperiling others violating our laws. I recognize that some of the staff at DOGE has been targeted publicly.”

“At this time, I ask that you utilize me and my staff to assist in protecting the DOGE work and the DOGE workers. Any threats, confrontations, or other actions in any way that impact their work may break numerous laws. Let me assure you of this: we will pursue any and all legal action against anyone who impedes your work or threatens your people. We will not act like the previous administration who looked the other way as the Antifa and BLM rioters as well as thugs with guns trashed our capital city. We will protect DOGE and other workers no matter what,” writes Acting DC US Attorney Ed Martin in a very, um, obsequious memo to President Elon Musk

Apologies for the tame headline. It was either that or just say Martin is sucking Musk’s cock on the taxpayer dime. Trying to be marginally less vulgar here. Also note the “We will not act like the previous administration who looked the other way as the Antifa and BLM rioters,” because this cocksucker thinks Joe Biden was president in 2020 during the riots over George Floyd’s murder.

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