Dems delay Patel nomination by a week

Dems on the Senate Judiciary Committee on Thursday used a procedural maneuver to delay shitty children’s book author and conspiracy freak Kash Patel to lead the FBI, CNN’s Manu Raju reports.

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Dems delay Patel nomination by a week

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