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DC US Attorney continues to supplicate before Musk

“Thank you for the referral of individuals and networks who appear to be stealing government property and/or threatening government employees. After your referral, as is my practice, I will begin an inquiry. Please let me reiterate again: if people are discovered to have broken the law or even acted simply unethically, we will investigate them and we will chase them to the end of the Earth to hold them accountable. We will not rest or cease in this. No one should abuse American taxpayer dollars nor American taxpayer workers. Noone is above the law. I am proud that we have been able to assist local law-enforcement in protecting the DOGE workers and others over the past week or so. A safe DC is a priority for President Trump and all of us. Please keep in touch and continue to refer matters to me as soon as possible,” writes Acting DC US Attorney ED Martin in another ballsucking missive to his overlord Elon Musk, apparently vowing to chase journalists to the ends of the earth for exposing that Musk put a racist freak in charge of the US Treasury’s code base.

In related news, JD Vance publicly called on Musk to rehire the “kid.”

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