Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Racist incel officially forgiven

7 minutes ago

Rubio accused of theft

49 minutes ago

Trump to allow Japanese to buy US Steel

1 hour ago

DC US Attorney continues to supplicate before Musk

2 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Japanese premier trapped next to smelly old freak

3 hours ago

Fox News reports Democrat criticized

3 hours ago

Mike Johnson pre-blaming Dems

4 hours ago

Russian musician de-windowed

5 hours ago

USAID is as dead as a 71 year-old Burmese refugee in Thailand

6 hours ago

Kanye West celebrates victory in quest for more attention

6 hours ago

Arizona legislators to take another swing at banning brass knuckles

7 hours ago

“We screwed up but we’re not going to admit it”

7 hours ago

Newsmax reports they can only get so erect from tease

8 hours ago

Startup cancels $2.6 billion Georgia battery plant project

8 hours ago

Cuomo 33 – Adams 10 in NYC mayoral Dem primary: Emerson poll

9 hours ago

Plane with 10 people on board goes missing in Alaska

10 hours ago

Jaydee put in charge of TikTok sale

10 hours ago

“Walmart Melania” exploring run for governor: report

11 hours ago

Farm boys edgy around both Don and Ron

18 hours ago

Jake Tapper helpfully points out an inconsistency in the MAGAverse’s stance on editing in prerecorded interviews

22 hours ago

Fugitive MAGA pedo arrested after Trump pardon and release

23 hours ago

Top DOGE resigns over racist posts

24 hours ago

Regime to clean house at Health and human Services

1 day ago

“I support what Elon Musk is doing”

1 day ago

Team Ketamine tells federal workers no guarantee on buyouts

1 day ago

House GOP still don’t have their shit together

1 day ago

D’Souz-in-law says he wasn’t calling for Ilhan Omar to be deported he was just saying America would be better off if she was deported

1 day ago

MAGA Reich sues Illinois Gov Pritzker for “obstruction”

1 day ago

Dems delay Patel nomination by a week

1 day ago

Panama’s president says US full of shit about canal transit deal

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Antichrist speaks at “Prayer Breakfast”

1 day ago

Santorini still shaking

1 day ago

Murdoch media empire touts end result of their product

1 day ago

Orange Hitler still serious about Gaza

1 day ago

Mob torches former Bangladeshi president’s home

1 day ago

Arab Americans for Trump Peace

1 day ago

Frau Ingraham reports unelected bureaucrat has opinion

1 day ago

Migrants a tuberculosis and measles risk: Team Orange

1 day ago

Coast Guard commandant was given three hours to move out

2 days ago

Pizzagate asshole wants Project 2025 shitbag martyred

2 days ago

“Harris left a vacuum by not visiting Michigan families impacted by US-supplied bombs to help create a permission structure”

2 days ago

Orange Warlord commands DHS to deny visas to trans athletes

2 days ago

Doctor in trouble for giving cat a computed axial tomography scan

2 days ago

Blondi doesn’t want to talk about food and gas prices

2 days ago

Georgia GOP renews effort to end open primary system

2 days ago

North Dakotans informed of short, fat sex offender’s address

2 days ago

Maybe

2 days ago

Team Ketamine gains access to Medicare payment systems

2 days ago

Maryland federal judge blocks Trump birthright citizenship order

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Another dysfunctional House Oversight shitshow

2 days ago

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