Faced with questions from the New York Times about why the State Department is buying $400 million worth of Cybertrucks from Ketamine Brain this year, the Trump Administration did not answer but instead just amended the document to say “armored electric vehicles,” and not Teslas.
Forget the whole hypocrisy thing from the “Waste, Fraud, and Abuse” crowd here. Nothing new about that. The real question is how the fuck does the State Department need $400 million worth of road vehicles? Planes, helicopters, boats? Fine. Those are pricey. They also can be fueled pretty much anywhere a pump exists. How many Tesla chargers are there in Uganda or Kyrgyzstan or North Macedonia? Probably not that many. So how the fuck does Marco Rubio justify buying 4,000 Cybertrucks the next time he’s on a Sunday morning show? Probably just acts like a bitch.