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SDNY acting attorney quits over Eric Adams case fuckery

In a letter obtained by the New York Post, now-former acting US Attorney for the Southern District of New York Danielle Sassoon – a Federalist Society member and former clerk for dead extremist Justice Antonin Scalia, thus no flaming libtard – wrote Thursday to far right Attorney General Pam Bondi that “because the law does not support a dismissal, and because I am confident that Adams has committed the crimes with which he is charged,” Sassoon “cannot agree to seek a dismissal driven by improper considerations,” namely the leashing of Adams to the MAGA Reich.

“Rather than be rewarded, Adams’s advocacy should be called out for what it is: an improper offer of immigration enforcement assistance in exchange for a dismissal of his case,” Sassoon wrote.

Bove, a creepy looking fuck who was once himself a prosecutor at SDNY less than four years ago, told the Post he “concluded earlier this week that the prosecution of Mayor Adams must be dismissed in order to prioritize national security and public safety over continuing with a case that has been tainted from the start by troubling tactics. There is no room at the Justice Department for attorneys who refuse to execute on the priorities of the Executive Branch — priorities determined by the American people. I look forward to working with new leadership at SDNY on the important priorities President Trump has laid out for us to make America safe again.” Sorry, not sorry.

There’s a whole Saturday Night Massacre currently going on at SDNY, right as Adams is being ripped a new asshole by Trump Reichsminister Tom Homan in a meeting at ICE’s Manhattan office.

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