Zelensky plays Trump's ego

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky told convicted felon President Trump that Russian dictator Vladimir Putin is only pretending to want to negotiate a peace deal because he is “afraid of you,” sources tell Axios of the ego-stroking that may or may not actually work.

“Putin told you he wants a deal only because he is afraid of you, because you are strong,” said Zelensky to Trump, to which the fat bastard said “We will know soon,” whether Putin is serious.

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