"Nobody's gonna take advantage of Donald Trump"

Just wait libs, President Trump is going to completely teabag Putin in these peace talks. Watch the 5D chessmaster in action soon. It’s coming. You’ll be as shocked and awed as Putin himself.

FBI warned Thom Tillis about voting against Pete Hegseth

Ninth Circuit tosses Trump bid to remove block on birthright ban

MAGA dickhead intros impeachment articles against Obama judge

Fat dementia patient still believes that condoms for Gaza story

Fox News fan who shot Ralph Yarl dies

Ghoulish incel hisses angrily at your lame “justice system”

Federal government employee pwns the anti-monarchist libtards

Might want to bookmark this one

Real-life version of Home Alone mostly pretty faithful

Far right propagandist identifies huge waste of taxpayer dollars

Russian asset loses his shit at Zelensky

MAGA Land workshopping bird flu “plandemic”

Newsmax reports it’s no longer okay to warn of “another 9/11”

“Dealmaker” probably fucks up his own legislative agenda

Republican-connected “Nikola” EV trucks files for bankruptcy

TMTG and Rumble sue Brazil Supreme Court Justice De Moraes

Kentucky Texas Fried Chicken

Orange God Emperor pre-disowns resurgent inflation

Zelensky says Trump living in a Russian “disinformation space”

White South African farmers have “significant exposure” to tariffs

Bolsonaro indicted in 2022 coup plot

This is where a shit ton of people lose their Social Security

Thousands of precious eggs wasted in Oklahoma crash

Chicom military helicopter flies within 10 ft of Philippines plane

Fox News to air “documentary” on Karoline Leavitt’s triumph of will

Top DC federal prosecutor resigns abruptly after refusing order

Trump’s America: Major industrial fire spews toxic smoke

Judge orders Adams and SDNY prosecutors to appear

Florida anti-vaxxer/Taylor Swift stalker held by ICE after beating cop

Breitbart laying the consciousness of guilt on a little thick

Argentinian judge opens investigation into Milei’s crypto fuckery

Hochul to make decision on removing Eric Adams soon

DHS Secretary warns migrants to leave now or face deportation

NYU College Republicans president forced out for heinous thoughtcrime of expressing sympathy for Barron Trump

Next lunar probe landing at fucking 3:45 am EST on a Sunday

Free speech champions triggered over silly Nintendo meme

Delta plane crashes and flips at Toronto airport

Wacky mix-up in Florida hate crime

Four NYC Deputy Mayors to resign

“Yes dummy”

Shareholders lose $2.4 billion because CEO wasn’t seen with Xi

Reich pressuring Romania to let sex traffickers off the hook

The Washington Post is lying about us sending non-criminals to Guantanamo but we’re totally sending them to Guantanamo

Suspect who “destroyed the men’s bathroom” in public park sought

MAGA assclown intros bill making Trumpmas a national holiday

Elon Musk nominates personal enforcer to serve as DC US Attorney

Regime fires a shit ton of FAA employees

Turley says Homan’s threats “undermine” Jaydee’s “high ground”

Capitol rioter’s lawyer argues Trump pardoned child porn crime too

Milei accused of crypto “rug pull” in criminal complaint