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Florida anti-vaxxer/Taylor Swift stalker held by ICE after beating cop

Italian-born Florida anti-vax freak Ivan Mariotti, whose previous claim to fame was getting arrested for impersonating a security guard after infiltrating a Taylor Swift concert at Hard Rock Stadium in October 2024, is in deeper shit this time, now being held by ICE after an early Sunday incident in which he fled a traffic stop on his scooter that had been initiated by a Miami-Dade County sheriff’s deputy, was chased on foot into the lobby of his condo building on Key Biscayne, and then proceeded to assault the cop and tried to steal his gun during the fight, Local10.com reports.

Mariotti, whose Facebook profile is almost entirely COVID conspiracy fan fiction – the lone exception apparently some shit about RFID chips being secretly implanted in people – faces charges of battery on an officer, depriving an officer of a means of protection, evidence tampering, and resisting arrest as well as the original traffic citations he had been pulled over for. “Jail records show he was behind bars at the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center on a $13,000 bond and an Immigration and Customs Enforcement hold,” says Local10’s article, but who knows what the next steps are on deportation when the asshole also faces six felonies. Probably has to do the time first.

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