“ARTICLE I: JUDICIAL MISCONDUCT AND ABUSE OF JUDICIAL AUTHORITY Paul Engelmayer, as a judge of the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York, engaged in judicial misconduct when he halted President Donald J Trump’s Executive order establishing and implementing the President’s Department of Government Efficiency on purely political grounds, demonstrating clear bias and prejudice against the President and the 74,000,000 Americans who voted for him. Paul Engelmayer has acted outside the bounds of judicial propriety, including— (1) by submitting this ruling that demonstrates clear bias and prejudice against the President; and (2) by willfully disregarding established legal precedent in the issuance of rulings, by submitting this injunction in the middle of the night, which may have been done with the intent to influence the outcome of cases to favor certain parties,” says the first of two articles of impeachment against the Obama-appointed Engelmayer introduced Tuesday by Wisconsin MAGA Congressman Derrick Van Orden, the angry drunk who likes to scream at kids on the internet and in real life.

And at the President of the United States during a nationally-televised joint session of Congress.

“ARTICLE II: ABUSE OF JUDICIAL POWER Judge Paul Engelmayer has abused his judicial office by using his authority to further personal or political interests, contrary to the constitutional responsibility to apply the law impartially, including the improper handling of this case in a manner that demonstrates favoritism or undue influence, undermining the fundamental principles of justice.”

“Wherefore, Judge Paul Engelmayer is guilty of high crimes and misdemeanors and should be removed from office,” concludes the resolution. It’s not clear why this asshole thinks this is worth the time when there’s zero chance Engelmayer will actually be removed if there even is a Senate trial.