Refusing to get jabbed with some cockamamie Faucist Frankenstein clot shot or zapped with electricity that could potentially have come from woke renewable green energy, red-blooded patriot South Carolinian Brad Sigmon on Friday instead chose to celebrate America’s unique protections under the Second Amendment, selecting a firing squad for his March 7th execution, the AP reports.
In a statement, Sigmon’s attorney Gerald “Bo” King said his client didn’t pick the electric chair because it would “burn and cook him alive. But the alternative is just as monstrous. If he chose lethal injection, he risked the prolonged death suffered by all three of the men South Carolina has executed since September – three men Brad knew and cared for – who remained alive, strapped to a gurney, for more than twenty minutes,” which would still be cleaner than the savage 2001 baseball bat murder of his then-girlfriend’s parents before kidnapping her and shooting at her as she fled.
Sigmon, 67, will request clemency from Gov Henry McMaster, something the AP notes is unlikely given that the condemned in the Palmetto State have gone 0 for 46 since the death penalty was reinstated in 1976. In the next sentence they write the state “spent about $54,000 in 2022 constructing an area for a firing squad in its death chamber.” Gotta justify that to taxpayers.