Evidently annoyed over something something pro-Palestine protest at one of those ultra-bougie colleges last week, convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday posted a decree warning that “All Federal Funding will STOP for any College, School, or University that allows illegal protests. Agitators will be imprisoned / or permanently sent back to the country from which they came. American students will be permanently expelled or, depending on on the crime, arrested. NO MASKS!”
“Thank you for your attention to this matter,” he added. Looking forward to a school testing this by breaking up a MAGA student protest of a trans woman playing intramural field hockey.