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Woke Target posts fake earnings decline

“Target Corporation (NYSE: TGT) today announced its fourth-quarter and full-year 2024 results, both of which included one fewer week of sales as compared to 2023. The Company reported fourth-quarter GAAP and Adjusted earnings per share (EPS) of $2.41, compared with $2.98 in 2023. GAAP and Adjusted EPS were $8.86 for full-year 2024, compared with $8.94 in the prior year.”

“In light of ongoing consumer uncertainty and a small decline in February Net Sales, combined with tariff uncertainty and the expected timing of certain costs within the fiscal year, the Company expects to see meaningful year-over-year profit pressure in its first quarter relative to the remainder of the year,” says woke retailer Target’s agenda-driven fake news bullshit trying to undermine the mandate the American people handed President Trump with his historic victory in November.

They literally tried to kill him. Twice! And here’s Target, an America-last store that used to sell bikinis with extra crotch space for penises until customers said enough of the woke, thinking that they have the right to question the President’s leadership on the economy and even blaming him for their own failures to be successful at business like him. If they’re going to get political then the president has every right to be looking at them to see if they’re trying to interfere in the 2026 midterms.

National Zero will resume our regular coverage after this importantly bold narrative-challenging, differing viewpoint-based, refreshingly alternative take on Target’s quarterly earnings report.

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