Fox News reports migrants developing vehicle cloning technology

Migrants clone Border Patrol vehicles in bid to bypass Trump's crackdown https://t.co/MfqjsbCMZQ

— Fox News (@FoxNews) March 6, 2025

This stupid article contains a grand total of one actual confirmed instance of a smuggler driving around in a truck whose livery was definitely outfitted to mimic that of the US Border Patrol. The rest include an 18 year-old US citizen driving around in a fake CBP-branded Suburban, a vague mention of a K-9 unit truck somewhere south of the border, and, most ridiculously, the 2023 Florida “Booty Patrol” truck used in Fox’s photo illustration as if anyone believed that guy was a coyote.

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