Categories
Uncategorized

TSA intercepts turtle sex trafficker at Newark airport checkpoint

“A Pennsylvania man was caught with a turtle concealed in his pants when the Transportation Security Administration body scanner triggered an alarm in the area of the man’s groin on Friday, March 7, at Newark Liberty International Airport. A TSA officer administered a pat-down of the area of the man’s body where the alarm was triggered and in doing so, determined that there was something concealed in the area of the man’s groin. When asked if there was something hidden in his pants, the man, a resident of East Stroudsburg, Pa, reached down the front of his pants and pulled out a live turtle that was wrapped in a small blue towel. The turtle was estimated to be about 5-inches in length. The man told officials that it was a red-ear slider turtle. Port Authority Police questioned the man, took possession of the turtle and indicated that they would contact the US Fish and Wildlife Service and local animal control officials. The man missed his flight and was escorted out of the checkpoint by police,” says a TSA press release.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Notice how some faces are not blacked out of Trump-Epstein pics

14 minutes ago

MAGA Land not as caught up on the news as they think

30 minutes ago

New York Post reports lawyer got what was coming

1 hour ago

Judge blocks ICE from detaining Kilmar Abrego Garcia again

2 hours ago

Tim Pool refuses to give cops video of supposed drive-by shooting

3 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Republicans praise their Orange Tormentor

14 hours ago

Orange Idiot “pardons” Tina Peters

15 hours ago

Kilmar Abrego Garcia released from gulag

17 hours ago

Indiana state Senate rejects Trump gerrymander

18 hours ago

Virginia grand jury no bills Letitia James indictment again

19 hours ago

Jaydee demands unquestioning obedience from Indiana GOP

20 hours ago

“When will I get credit for having created, with No Inflation, perhaps the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country?”: Orange Baby

21 hours ago

Tennessee inmate executed just two weeks before Christmas

21 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Karoline’s Khristmas Special

22 hours ago

Noem cuts and runs from hearing

22 hours ago

Dems demand DOJ IG “audit” all Epstein files to check for fuckery

23 hours ago

Thune reaffirms commitment to GOP’s “blame Democrats” strategy

23 hours ago

Eurocrats face visa revocation for crackdown on Musk Twitter

24 hours ago

“Fake polls” just the wrong kind of fake for Orange Grandpa

24 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Dog murdering idiot testifies at House hearing

1 day ago

Trump job approval rating sinks to 36 percent: AP-NORC poll

1 day ago

Florida sues Starbucks for discriminating against guess which race

1 day ago

Doug Burgum says electricity prices are high in states without AI data centers, therefore data centers aren’t increasing costs

1 day ago

Regime preemptively threatening ICC if they don’t immunize Trump

1 day ago

Man started fires 350,000 years earlier than known: researchers

1 day ago

Jesse Watters already giving up on Republicans holding House

2 days ago

Philadelphia youth football players caught trying to shaft Dick’s

2 days ago

Blakeman ignored Trump’s command not to run for governor

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump hosts billionaire circlejerk at White House

2 days ago

Former “Real Housewives” star released from Club Fed

2 days ago

“France and Israel killed Charlie Kirk” evidently a bridge too far for the “Venezuela and China stole the 2020 election” crowd

2 days ago

First and Second Amendment under assault by fascist deep state

2 days ago

Jim Jordan forces House GOP to wrestle with reality on ACA

2 days ago

Jaydee runs clip of the actual economy stuff from Trump speech

2 days ago

Hegseth sends fighter jets to buzz Venezuela

2 days ago

Court orders Epstein grand jury materials released

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: House GOP leaders complain about life’s unfairness

2 days ago

Judge rules in favor of Newsom, orders troops out of Los Angeles

2 days ago

Machado smuggled out of Venezuela

2 days ago

Tired: Pepe the Frog / Wired: Franklin the Turtle

2 days ago

Michigan Dem intros impeachment articles against Brainworms

2 days ago

Would-be new US citizens abruptly denied oath by Trump Regime

2 days ago

At least 315 piles of cremated remains found outside Las Vegas

2 days ago

Fox News reports over 45 seconds of speech covered affordability

2 days ago

Regime requiring give years’ social media history from tourists

2 days ago

You’ll see Trump accusing the NYT of treason if you read all this

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump convinces Americans they’re wrong about prices and the economy in soaring, coherently-delivered speech

3 days ago

M23 rebels push toward eastern Congo city

3 days ago

“Joe Biden is no longer a threat to them”

3 days ago

MAGA Congressman tired of all this factual, leftist bullshit

3 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x