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Kremlin asset denies boss was such a dick to errand boy

“The Fake News, as usual, is at it again! Why can’t they be honest, just for once? Last night I read that President Vladimir Putin of Russia kept my Highly Respected Ambassador and Special Envoy, Steve Witkoff, waiting for over nine hours when, in fact, there was no wait whatsoever.”

“Other meetings with other Representatives of Russia did take place and, obviously, they took some time, but they were very productive. From there, things went quickly and efficiently, and all signs seem to be, hopefully, very good! In conclusion, there was no nine hour wait, or any wait at all! The only reason they made up that story is to try and DEMEAN, because they are sick degenerates, that have to start reporting the News correctly. This is why they have lost their ratings, their audience, and respect. Thank you for your attention to this matter and, GOD BLESS AMERICA!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Saturday, obviously sensitive about certain reporting.

Thing is that it wasn’t CNN or the New York Times who printed that about Witkoff being dicked around but the UK’s Sky News. And they’re just the most cited by others – the New York Post also mentions it apparently independently, writing “Putin met with Witkoff late Thursday after having kept the American waiting since roughly 12:30 pm, according to flight tracking data and Russian reports.”

The “Russian reports” were not elaborated upon further but it’s not a sucker’s bet that they’d be regime-friendly media outlets keen on hyping up Putin’s petty domination display over Witkoff.

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