White House economic wiener Kevin Hassett was all smiles on Monday morning as he told CNBC that there will be plenty of uncertainty in the markets before April 2nd when everything will be certain because that’s when convicted felon President Trump will, with 100 percent certainty, impose reciprocal tariffs on Canada and Mexico. It’s not certain yet which products will be tariffed.
Meanwhile a Fox Business News host guest starring on Fox and Friends was far more certain that everything’s going to be fine, all “the good stuff is coming” after all this uncertainty because there’s a 2011 clip of Barack Obama telling Americans that spending cuts were necessary. One unspoken certainty was that former Fox and Friends host Pete Hegseth was watching while drinking at home before leaving to go to work, wishing he could just down free shots of Tullamore Dew at 6:53 AM and then sleep it off on the floor of his office instead of having to do Pentagon stuff all day.