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Minnesota Republicans want “TDS” recognized as mental illness

A group of MAGA Minnesota state senators on Monday introduced a bill amending the state’s statutes on mental illnesses to include the following language on “Trump Derangement Syndrome”: “Minnesota Statutes 2024, section 245I.02, is amended by adding a subdivision to read: Subd. 40a Trump Derangement Syndrome. ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ means the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal persons that is in reaction to the policies and presidencies of President Donald J Trump. Symptoms may include Trump-induced general hysteria, which produces an inability to distinguish between legitimate policy differences and signs of psychic pathology in President Donald J Trump’s behavior. This may be expressed by: (1) verbal expressions of intense hostility toward President Donald J Trump; and (2) overt acts of aggression and violence against anyone supporting President Donald J Trump or anything that symbolizes President Donald J Trump.”

Lucky for these cheap sluts and their obnoxious trolling there’s no chance it’ll get passed. Otherwise some unhinged far left extremists could kidnap them, skin them alive for a livestream audience on the dark web, and then be found not guilty by reason of “Trump Derangement Syndrome.”

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