Schumer book tour postponed

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer will not be signing copies of his new book this week for fans of his style of governance given that they may not exist. Plus there’s some “security concerns,” per a statement from Schumer’s team picked up by the New York Times’s Annie Karni.

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Schumer book tour postponed

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