“Trump administration officials are roiled in debate over how to implement the president’s pledge to equalize US tariffs with those charged by other nations, with aides scrambling to meet the president’s self-imposed deadline of April 2 to debut a plan. Officials have recently weighed whether to simplify the complex task of devising new tariff rates for hundreds of US trading partners by instead sorting nations into one of three tiers, according to people close to the policy discussions, who emphasized that the situation remains fluid and could evolve in the coming weeks,” says the lede to a Tuesday Wall Street Journal article, copied verbatim to emphasize what it could’ve just said instead: These fucking morons have no idea what they’re doing and they can’t even get all their stupid “America First” bullshit right, let alone what little actual normal governance they still do.