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First Black female president takes office in Namibia

Namibia, a country once considered non-woke enough to elect a dude literally named “Adolf Hitler” just a few years ago, has gone full DEI and on Friday inaugurated 72 year-old Black woman Netumbo Nandi-Ndaitwah to serve as its first female and fifth Black president since independence from South Africa in 1990, the AP reports. Yeah there have only been five Namibian presidents, but whatever.

Can’t even keep the woke DEI sarcasm going, just lamenting that Namibians can have nice things but Americans not indoctrinated into an authoritarian death cult cannot. Lucky bastards.

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