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What about Hillary Clinton’s emails?

The whole lamestream media is going crazy over the text message thing with the Jeffrey Goldbrick guy and the Houthis and it’s hard to escape the feeling of why is this such a big deal when Hillary Clinton deleted all of those emails? What about that? Where was the media when then?

How come she never faced any consequences for that or the uranium thing? Libs say this new story with the patriots Pete Hegseth, JD Vance, Tulsi Gabbard, and Mike Waltz is a major breach of national security but they never got mad when Hillary acid-washed her secret bathroom server. She used some kind of acid that could melt the hard drives and vaporize them but CNN has refused to report on it for 10 years and NOW they want to do wall-to-wall coverage of the Houthi attack chat?

No wonder nobody wants to watch them. Plus Jeffrey Goldbutt has been completely discredited over his losers and suckers hoax because Jim Jordan said that Trump never said those things. The text chat that he was a part of showed that the Trump Administration is a really strong team that collaborates positively and even uses cool emojis to affirm each other. You can bet that Kamala’s national security and Defense Department team never would’ve worked that well together.

In fact it would’ve been so much worse. They probably would’ve texted nuclear secrets to the Ayatollah or Tren de Aragua or even Bill Gates. America is so lucky she didn’t win. This sill Atlantic story is nothing compared to what could have happened in the nightmare of a Harris Administration.

In conclusion, we never got the bottom of what happened with Hillary’s emails and Congress should open up an investigation into her server and acid-washing practices immediately.

National Zero will resume our regular coverage after this woefully insufficient attempt to color within the lines of Poe’s Law on how to message 👊🇺🇸🔥-gate. Actually 👊🇺🇸🔥-ghazi probably works better.

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