DOGE teenager has a history of cybercrime

Edward “Big Balls” Coristine, 19, and a key member of Ketamine Brain’s DOGE squad, once provided tech support to a cybercrime gang that trafficked in stolen data and stalked an FBI agent, Reuters reports on exactly the kind of guy who should have access to the entire Social Security database.

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