US consular personnel in Greenland’s capital of Nuuk apparently literally went door-to-door this week to find someone, anyone willing to host Second Lady Usha Vance and her couchfucker husband, according to a Google translation of the caption below a video clip by Danish broadcaster TV2 that reads “Representatives of the US government have been ringing doorbells in Greenland’s capital, Nuuk, in recent days, ahead of the now-cancelled visit from the US Second Lady, Usha Vance. This is what TV 2’s correspondent in Nuuk, Jesper Steinmetz, says. American representatives have been going around knocking on one door after another in recent days to ask if they would like to have a visit from the vice president’s wife. Everywhere the answer was the same: ‘No, otherwise thank you,’ says Steinmetz. And that’s why the plans have been changed, he adds.”

It’s not clear why the White House won’t just do what Don Jr and Charlie Kirk did on their trip.

Gone from the itinerary are the dogsled race, the photo op at any “cultural site,” and the gift shop/tourist company that unvited Vance on Wednesday. In fact, per USA Today, it’s unlikely the Vances will have an audience with any native Greenlanders whatsoever during their trip, as the visit is now confined solely to the Space Force Base at Pituffik, which sure as shit sounds like the regime’s out to still be able to say that they “visited Greenland.” Fucking idiot Mike Waltz was supposed to make a separate visit but now will accompany the Vances to the Space Force base.

So yeah, the Trump Administration’s efforts to conquer Greenland aren’t going so great. In a moment when the vast, frozen island’s future is in flux and there might conceivably been an opportunity to approach the people there with an offer of a peaceful and equitable accession, the fat idiot’s deranged mix of subtle threats and unambiguous threats have turned them off and made a “Make America Go Away” hat, complete with Greenland’s red and white flag on the side, popular