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Idaho gov signs bill banning truck nuts, other “indecent exposure”

Idaho Governor Brad Little on Thursday signed HB 270, amending the state’s indecent exposure law to say “(1) A person is guilty of a misdemeanor if the person willfully and lewdly, either: (a) Exposes his or her genitals; exposes developed female breasts, including the areola and nipple; exposes adult male breasts, including the areola and nipple, that have been medically or hormonally altered to appear like developing or developed female breasts; exposes artificial breasts, including the areola and nipple, intended to resemble female breasts; or displays toys or products intended to resemble male or female genitals in any public place, or in any place where there is present another person or persons who are offended thereby; or (b) Procures, counsels, or assists any person” to do the exact same thing as above, which the Washington State Standard reports includes truck nuts.

Boise Democrat Senate Minority Leader Melissa Wintrow said she got confirmation on that from law enforcement officials. “They’re gross, they’re offensive, and kids on the road see them. So why wouldn’t the police get a call and say, ‘That offends me, pull it off the truck? Because now this bill will allow it. And I talked to police and they said, ‘Indeed it would,’” Wintrow told the Standard.

It’s not clear how obese men are supposed to prove that their breasts are natural and not “medically or hormonally altered to appear like developing or developed female breasts” if they find themselves accused of indecently exposure at a lake or swimming pool by “persons who are offended thereby.”

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