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Orange God Emperor has “no idea what Signal is”

Convicted felon President Trump on Saturday weighed in on the Signal shitshow that made him and his minions look like complete idiots, telling NBC he thinks “it’s just a witch hunt and the fake news, like you, talk about it all the time, but it’s just a witch hunt, and it shouldn’t be talked [about]. We had a tremendously successful strike. We struck very hard and very lethal. And nobody wants to talk about that. All they want to talk about is nonsense. It’s fake news,” obviously angrily.

“I have no idea what Signal is. I don’t care what Signal is,” Trump continued. “All I can tell you is it’s just a witch hunt, and it’s the only thing the press wants to talk about, because you have nothing else to talk about. Because it’s been the greatest 100-day presidency in the history of our country.”

The fat fuck also said there’s “good possibility that we could” seize Greenland “without military force” but that “I don’t take anything off the table” and that he didn’t care if Americans had to pay 25 percent more for new cars after all his tariffs come into effect. “CLARIFICATION: This article was updated to reflect that after the interview, an aide to Trump followed up with NBC News to say that Trump was referring to foreign car prices,” NBC wrote at the end of the article, lol. This as if domestic car prices won’t go up one way or another if foreign cars are more expensive.

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