Categories
Uncategorized

Team Orange amped for Lutnick’s downfall after tariff shitshow

Describing convicted felon President Trump’s “Liberation Day” tariff launch on Wednesday as leading to a moment where the economic backlash to it “may well liberate Lutnick from his role in the administration,” Politico reports that no fewer than six sources are eager for weasely Commerce Secretary Coward Nutlick (teehehehehe) to be fired over policy decisions that are actually Trump’s.

“I think people would take special pleasure in blaming him,” one source said, not even aware they’re perpetuating the “he cannot fail, he can only be failed” mentality so central to Trump’s power.

The person continued saying Lutnick is constantly in the Oval Office, giving Trump “bad advice, pushing more aggressive tariffs.” Another source said Lutnick’s “a new voice at the table pushing crazy shit. I don’t know anyone that isn’t pissed off at him.” This is all so fucking stupid, lol.

It’s not like Lutnick is in good standing with others in the regime – that was obvious enough on Sunday when some CBS News guy announced on air that the White House just said no when they asked if he could come on air on three fucking days before his signature policy initiative is supposed to kick in – or that that he’s giving good advice on how to proceed with the tariff plan. None of this is unbelievable. It’s that Trump is supposed to be an adult capable of ignoring batshit stupid advice from the mutants he surrounds himself with. No matter how much of a twat Lutnick at the end of the day this is Trump’s call. Mike Flynn will tweet some shit at him to put Pfizer executives on a plane to CECOT in El Salvador and Trump will (probably, ultimately) ignore it, so what does that say about his capacity if he’s not ignoring the politically suicidal dumbassery of Lutnick’s advice?

As if on cue, the fat fuck just posted “Senator Tim Kaine, who ran against me with Crooked Hillary in 2016, is trying to halt our critical Tariffs on deadly Fentanyl coming in from Canada. We are making progress to end this terrible Fentanyl Crisis, but Republicans in the Senate MUST vote to keep the National Emergency in place, so we can finish the job, and end the scourge. By their weakness, the Democrats have allowed Fentanyl to get out of hand. The Republicans and I have reversed that course, strongly and quickly. Major additional progress is being made. Don’t let the Democrats have a Victory. It would be devastating for the Republican Party and, far more importantly, for the United States. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” apparently referring to some non-binding Senate resolution reasserting Congressional oversight on tariffs, something they surrendered last month.

Lutnick prooooobably didn’t write that.

The rest of the story, while not directly about Lutnick, also says a lot about how little influence Team Orange and the GOP have on their ship’s captain as he steers it toward the rocks, with one “White House ally” saying “everybody” in DC is freaking out about what happens on Wednesday.

Another says corporate America has “no optimism” right now. “They know tariffs are coming, and their hope is that the damage will be fast and significant enough to quickly have the administration backtrack.” Another described Trump as about as maniacally power-hungry as you’d expect with leaving nations at his mercy. Donald “likes the shock and awe,” said the regime official. “Each country needs to panic and call… Trump wants to hear you grovel and say you’ll cut a deal.”

Asked if the “groveling,” has had any effect ahead of Wednesday, the person said “It depends. Some will cut a deal and some just won’t and will get pounded. Then we’ll see how fast they start dealing.”

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

September inflation beats expectations

5 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Haggard old bag of shit limps into Alaska

18 hours ago

Chickenshit tells Houthis to do whatever they want for three weeks

1 day ago

Tepid reviews for Zacharia inside Trump Regime

1 day ago

Kim Guilfoyle fired

1 day ago

Pizzagate Kate’s debut as Regime Info Minister: Watch Live

1 day ago

MAGA PACs pull plug on GOP incumbents

1 day ago

Paxton partied in Dubai with fugitives wanted in US

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange Scumbag campaigns in Ohio

2 days ago

Trump “looking at” firing Kim Guilfoyle

2 days ago

Russian bots taken offline by Ukrainian strikes on data centers

2 days ago

“Look what The New York Times did to my beautiful Doral”

2 days ago

DHS raids Ilhan Omar’s home

2 days ago

Chuck Grassley files 2028 reelection paperwork

3 days ago

Neurodivergent Mormon disclaims agency over US energy supply

4 days ago

Orange Satan’s approval rating new all-time Pew record low

4 days ago

“In actuality, I should have won 8 Nobel Peace Prizes, not just 1”

5 days ago

Vote Republican if you’re mad Trump lost the Nobel Peace Prize

5 days ago

President celebrates bribe from murderous tyrant

5 days ago

ABC News claims embarrassing premature pubaculation on story about Trump boys’ looting of Pentagon with no-bid contracts

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Declining dictator turns the racism up another crank

5 days ago

Nobel tears and butthurt outsourced to dipshit MAGA lawyer

5 days ago

“We wasn’t aware the child was in the car”

5 days ago

Paxton told donors that Cornyn “wants me to lose”

5 days ago

Trump loses Nobel Peace Prize to South African activist

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Michigan and Georgia debate double header

6 days ago

Saggy-breasted old slob trying to incite a race war

6 days ago

Regime currently attempting to indict Cassidy Hutchinson

6 days ago

Super intelligent president designates new enemies

6 days ago

Jaydee’s sophistry muscles clearly pretty worn out

6 days ago

Arizona Dem says she was raped while fixing campaign sign

6 days ago

Hurricane Isaias threatens yet another gas price spike

6 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Deranged old scumbag says stupid shit

7 days ago

Orange Warlord considering more Iran strikes this month

7 days ago

For You

1 week ago

“We are out here fighting for our lives and these dudes are in some random ass country made up of too many consonants”

1 week ago

High-ranking federal law enforcer complies with Great Leader

1 week ago

Jim Jordan and Sean Hannity demand Jack Smith take off his shirt

1 week ago

Paxton caught complaining privately to donors once again

1 week ago

Top Republican PAC now defending South Carolina

1 week ago

Tom Emmer admits GOP won’t sweep all 13 stolen House seats

1 week ago

Fox Business viewers alerted to incredible investment opportunity

1 week ago

Trump calls South Carolina Dem a “trannie”

1 week ago

President addresses nation on important issue

1 week ago

Dennis Hastert pinned permanently

1 week ago

You’ll never guess who just hired Karoline Leavitt

1 week ago

RNC chair doesn’t deny surrender in North Carolina Senate race

1 week ago

Senate GOP running Paxton ads nationwide during NFL games

1 week ago

Racial slur during DWI arrest, not the DWI arrest itself, the deciding factor in Greg Abbott’s undorsement of Texas House candidate

1 week ago

President saddened by Fox News coverage decisions

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x