Tesla sales drop 13 percent in first quarter

Exploding electric vehicle company Tesla's sales dropped 13 percent in Q1 2025 compared to Q1 2024, delivering 336,000 vehicles down from a Wall Street estimate of between 360,000 and 370,000 deliveries and the company's own investor relations team put at 377,000, CNBC reports.

Oh and Electrek.co reports they're sitting on $200 million worth of the hideous shitbox Cybertrucks which, put together, should be the real apocalyptic harbinger for the company's founder, not a fucking state Supreme Court election in goddamned Wisconsin. "Western civilization," lol.

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