Following the lead of their fellow MAGA lawmakers in Tennessee, Republicans in the Florida state Senate this week requiring the owners of any public airports to make a monthly report to the state Department of Transportation as to whether they’ve encountered any planes equipped to disperse aerosolized chemicals in the atmosphere or lose state funding Florida Politics reports.
“I have a problem with people spraying perfume next to me sometimes. Don’t you have a problem with people spraying things into the atmosphere that really have no type of empirical data, that you just don’t know who they are or what they’re doing?” said sponsor, Republican state Senator Ilena Garcia, who admitted during a debate with a Dem colleague that she didn’t know of any actual plans to disperse chemtrails, but that they need to “separate fact from fiction” by passing it and catching these shaowdy malefactors in the act of taking off from airports intent on spraying unknown agents.
“I didn’t want this to be an issue where it was politicized,” Garcia said. “The bill really comes from concerns, a lot of concerns.” Cameoing in the public input phase of the bill’s consideration was convicted felon president Trump’s ex-wife Marla Maples – the one who’s still alive – who told state lawmakers that she saw a video on YouTube linking chemtrails to Alzheimer’s disease.