Pierre Poilievre loses election

Canadian Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre lost the election on Monday night.

That’s an unremarkable statement since by now everyone who followed the news from up north knows that Prime Minister Mark Carney’s Liberal Party triumphed in the contest and assumes Poilievre was set to continue as the leader of the Conservative opposition in Parliament…

Yeah, about that. The Tories are going to need a new leader as Poilivere lost his seat to a Lib.

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