“This is Biden’s Stock Market, not Trump’s. I didn’t take over until January 20th. Tariffs will soon start kicking in, and companies are starting to move into the USA in record numbers. Our Country will boom, but we have to get rid of the Biden ‘Overhang.’ This will take a while, has NOTHING TO DO WITH TARIFFS, only that he left us with bad numbers, but when the boom begins, it will be like no other. BE PATIENT!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday.
Not even sure where to start with this. It’s almost perfect, really. How can one truly ever top this self-satire when the line all last year was that Trump actually owned the stock market because investors were pricing in his comeback? Or that an impulsive man-boy is now counseling patience? Never mind that the Dow Jones is down 3,329.38 since January 20th. Just revel in the glory of this.