Categories
Uncategorized

Fat idiot thinks he’s reopening Alcatraz as a prison

“REBUILD, AND OPEN ALCATRAZ! For too long, America has been plagued by vicious, violent, and repeat Criminal Offenders, the dregs of society, who will never contribute anything other than Misery and Suffering. When we were a more serious Nation, in times past, we did not hesitate to lock up the most dangerous criminals, and keep them far away from anyone they could harm. That’s the way it’s supposed to be. No longer will we tolerate these Serial Offenders who spread filth, bloodshed, and mayhem on our streets. That is why, today, I am directing the Bureau of Prisons, together with the Department of Justice, FBI, and Homeland Security, to reopen a substantially enlarged and rebuilt ALCATRAZ, to house America’s most ruthless and violent Offenders. We will no longer be held hostage to criminals, thugs, and Judges that are afraid to do their job and allow us to remove criminals, who came into our Country illegally. The reopening of ALCATRAZ will serve as a symbol of Law, Order, and JUSTICE. We will, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday, evidently having just watched the extremely lame 2002 Steven Seagal and Ja Rule actioner Half-Past Dead in which Alcatraz reopens under similarly stupid circumstances.

The fat fuck also thinks he can tariff foreign films, posting “The Movie Industry in America is DYING a very fast death. Other Countries are offering all sorts of incentives to draw our filmmakers and studios away from the United States. Hollywood, and many other areas within the USA, are being devastated. This is a concerted effort by other Nations and, therefore, a National Security threat. It is, in addition to everything else, messaging and propaganda! Therefore, I am authorizing the Department of Commerce, and the United States Trade Representative, to immediately begin the process of instituting a 100 percent Tariff on any and all Movies coming into our Country that are produced in Foreign Lands. WE WANT MOVIES MADE IN AMERICA, AGAIN!” very obviously having no idea how important foreign markets – China especially – are to the US film industry and inviting an absolute fucking catastrophe if they retaliate and block Hollywood’s access to their theaters.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Orange mental patient doubles down on Italy lie

1 hour ago

Newsmax guy pretty butthurt over inconsequential Trump failure

18 hours ago

Scientology seizes control of public street

20 hours ago

Hegseth minion tells Congress $80 billion needed to cover Iran war

1 day ago

Orange Scumbag slurs his way through some event: Live video

2 days ago

Trump threatens Americans with a good time

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Jaydee subs in for Karoline on lying duty, again

2 days ago

Hunter Biden wins big at Supreme Court

2 days ago

Mad Fuhrer issues signature all-caps bunker rant

2 days ago

BREAKING: UFC terror attack plotter a Mexican DACA recipient!!!

2 days ago

Tropical Storm Arthur to dump up to 20 inches of rain on Texas

2 days ago

“Pastors for Trump” founder forsaken by his true God

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor snaps at reporters in France

3 days ago

Jon “Os(jerk!)off” pretty clever for Trump

3 days ago

“Incensed by the dissent”

3 days ago

You can kind of tell why they wanted to hang Mike Pence

3 days ago

Rick Jackson defeats Trump-endorsed scumbag in Georgia gov primary, Trump-endorsed scumbag Collins takes Senate primary

4 days ago

Trump needs Modi to help him climb single step

4 days ago

Regime to allow Iranians to start selling oil immediately

4 days ago

Jaydee x The View kind of sucked for Jaydee

4 days ago

McDonald’s celebrates America250 by reviving fried apple pies

4 days ago

Taxpayers covering at least $300 million of Trump ballroom costs

4 days ago

“Most of that is basically Iranian propaganda”

4 days ago

Muslim Republican leaves Texas GOP convention in tears

4 days ago

“Dumocrats” propagating Trump capitulation

5 days ago

Fanboy says it’s okay to give Iran money because they took a beating

5 days ago

Newsom says he’s under federal grand jury investigation

5 days ago

Strategic Petroleum Reserve at lowest level since 1983

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: National embarrassment in Europe for a day or two

5 days ago

Top Israeli official gives a big fuck no to Trump “peace deal”

5 days ago

Regime to send pallets of cash to Iran: Jaydee

5 days ago

Orange God Emperor laments his impotence

5 days ago

Jaydee and Stephen pushed hard for Insurrection Act: NYT

5 days ago

MAGA Congresswoman claims “voter fraud” in next reconciliation

5 days ago

Norwegian Prince Joffrey sentenced to four years for rapes

5 days ago

Trump “hereby fully authorizes” Strait of Hormuz reopening

6 days ago

White House disputes weather forecast reporting as “bullshit”

6 days ago

Team Orange fear Swan/Haberman have tapes from situation room

6 days ago

Birthday loser whines over his best bud ruining the day

6 days ago

Swiss right wing on track to lose population cap referendum

6 days ago

Hahahahaha! Good one Greg!

6 days ago

Regime has to “certify” Trump removal from JFK center by noon

7 days ago

Senate Republicans “assuming” Trump will spend on Paxton

1 week ago

Texas GOP symbol non-symbolically pisses on convention floor

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Kennedy Center Denazification underway

1 week ago

Judge taps out of blocking White House UFC fight

1 week ago

White House Axios Secretary Barak Ravid gives Trump-Iran update

1 week ago

“Void” is catchier than “expunge”: Luna’s intra-cranial focus group

1 week ago

Dan Sullivan banned from ballot in Alaska

1 week ago

Orange Tyrant screams at Iranians for “leaking” to “fake news”

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x