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Ivanka Fujimori leads ahead of Peruvian presidential runoff

10 hours ago

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House GOP leadership adds fresh and disquietingly odd new face

12 hours ago

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Vast majority of GOP voters won’t blame Trump for gas prices: poll

13 hours ago

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Stacey Plaskett files to run for USVI governor

13 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Karolinivore feasts on flesh of leftist media cattle

15 hours ago

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Fire Sean Duffy! Shit ice falls through Los Angeles home’s roof

15 hours ago

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Critical Race Theory propagandist market-tests GOP 2026 theme

15 hours ago

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Private jet pilot facing Kafkaesque trial in Guinea regrets Trump vote

16 hours ago

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Involuntarily celibate wizard’s magic inadequate for escaping arrest

17 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Mike Johnson and pals hold “Tax Day” presser

18 hours ago

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Long Island MAGA Congressman effs up excuse for Mills inaction

19 hours ago

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Top cable news editors could only do so much to hide rapid decay

20 hours ago

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“President Xi will give me a big, fat, hug”

20 hours ago

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Florida doctor indicted for removing man’s liver instead of spleen

20 hours ago

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Fox News reports they gave Trump a re-do to remember his lines

21 hours ago

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Clavicular hospitalized after overdosing during livestream

22 hours ago

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House Dems to file Hegseth impeachment articles for war crimes

23 hours ago

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TPUSA event deader than Charl- uh- Charlie Chaplin!

1 day ago

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Team Box-o-Wine shows up at Fed, promptly told to get lost

1 day ago

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WATCH LIVE: Neckbeard tries to help duct tape TPUSA together

1 day ago

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Baby Jessica fell into a jail cell

1 day ago

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CENTCOM says six ships turned around from blockade

2 days ago

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“DoorDash grandma” swears she’s “not a paid actor”

2 days ago

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Diet Coke prevents cancer: Dr Trump

2 days ago

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Iran attacks US housing supply

2 days ago

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Todd Blanche’s heart aches for Melania’s Epstein-related anxieties

2 days ago

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Hollywood mobilizes against Paramount-WB MAGAmerger

2 days ago

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House to vote on bill renaming Big Beautiful Bill

2 days ago

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“National security is even more important than your pocketbook”

2 days ago

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IMF projects Trump unilaterally fucked global economic growth

2 days ago

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Meloni backs Pope against Antichrist

2 days ago

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Orange God Emperor doesn’t know top FEMA official can teleport

2 days ago

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Riley Gaines stays with abuser, nervously laughs off his cruelty

2 days ago

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US carrier George HW Bush avoids Red Sea, sails around Africa

2 days ago

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Crypto douchebag rages at Trump boys over betrayal

2 days ago

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Jaydee missed the memo on Trump’s “doctor” AI slop “mistake”

2 days ago

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Gone with the-zales: Second terrible headline in a row

2 days ago

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Swal’s well that ends not well… at all: Swalwell resigns

2 days ago

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Trump to present WSJ with award for Epstein letter

2 days ago

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New “Mass Deportation Coalition” forms to pressure Trump

2 days ago

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Report: Retired grandmas don’t pay tax on tips either

3 days ago

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Euro antitrust enforcers raid delicious chocolate factories

3 days ago

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Surprise! Trump’s “DoorDash delivery” staged

3 days ago

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Well being demented enough to believe the Jesus AI slop actually depicted him as a magical Red Cross doctor is a way to downplay it

3 days ago

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Pickles x Pabst Blue Ribbon a bold play for post-ironic hipster irony

3 days ago

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“Rapists should be hung”

3 days ago

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White House DEI study finds its way to predetermined conclusion

3 days ago

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Clavicular-MRA slang appropriated by McDonald’s

3 days ago

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Antichrist crucified

3 days ago

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Naval warfare mastermind warns opponent to avoid B9, F7, and A5

3 days ago

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