Some folks might be of the mind that it’s crude and vulgar to constantly allude to masturbation and male-on-male sexual intercourse to describe the public statements made in support of President Trump by the members of his party. When objecting in good faith of being sincerely offended they don’t actually deny that the impulse to do so is wrong, they simply wish that there was a gentler way of doing it. The ones that disagree for bad faith purposes – as in his fans – will try to ascribe it to a latent homosexuality on the part of his detractors who would engage in such vulgarities.
Yet in the real world it doesn’t need to be that complicated. When a grown man goes on national television says something like “This is what the Democrats – They lose their mind because of Trump Derangement Syndrome and why President Trump has been so effective. Alcatraz means something right? And so when you have a Law and Order president, you have two tracks here,” and then going on about how great of an idea this is when it’s not, it’s just fucking stupid and pointless, he just sounds like he wants to be facialed by Trump. Walks like a duck, quacks like a duck. End of story.